Layering the Love

It is important, and I can’t stress this point enough, that your human mum and dad have constant reminders about you, even when they are not home, or you are sleeping in some private hidey-hole.

I find one of the best ways to accomplish this is to sleep on clean laundry, or all manner of clothing if you are lucky like me and have messy parents who leave items strewn around the room.

This is a situation where mum just can’t win, no matter what colour she wears. I’m a caramel colour so my fur shows up on anything dark, while Kinky’s black coat covers any light coloured item like magnetic dust.

Sylvie wins, hands (or paws) down, though. She’s silver, with each blade of fur white at the base and black at the tip, so no matter the outfit she leaves a fine, furry layering of fuzz that is impossible to remove.

You will find, with persistence and perseverance, that the fur will eventually coat the washing machine, so even ‘clean’ items that come out from a deep spin cycle already have fur inbedded in them, before we even start the laundry basket snoozathon.

This really reiterates the point to the human folk: What’s theirs, is mine. And, all things look better covered in fur. (The loose, dissociated kind, not the animal pelt kind).

Prof. Griff

Figure one: Prof. Griff demonstrates the art of rolling - to evenly distribute fur along the garment or blanket.

Figure two: Prof. Griff takes part in a clean laundry snoozathon, so items have been fur-ified before they are able to be worn or used.

Figure three: Asst/Prof. Kinky shows that one doesn't have to wait for a clean laundry run to attempt to fur-ify clothes.